cayde:

there’s no u in i but if we work together i could be in u

(via three-cheers-f0r-sweet-revenge)

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

grandparents making sex jokes

nine-year-olds making sex jokes

nine-year-olds

NINE

(via horizon-of-lights)

thelionandthellama:

be careful making wishes in the

[aggressively slams hand on table twice]

DARK DARK

(via alexsmalldickgaskarth)

timelyburden:

timelyburden:

Once my dad got a nail stuck in his eye so he had to get this cotton patch taped over it and while he slept I drew an eye on it and put makeup on it and coincidentally my dads name is Joe so I think you know where this is going

My dad was the real Cotton eyed joe

I wasn’t kidding… dont judge the artistic part of it i was 9 and he is a light sleeper

(via three-cheers-f0r-sweet-revenge)